pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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nepetalast:

sheyna-sterling:

pissy-little-aquarius:

why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

is this a new thing to you

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trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

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nurseblonda:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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nentindo:

blackromney:

full movies on youtube

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"Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!"

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rneerkat:

in my science class we had to take care of baby chickens and one of my friends forgot to give his water one day so i said “lamborghini mercy, your chick she so thirsty” and then we all started breakdancing including tom hanks who kinda just appeared out of nowhere

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